I’M SERIOUS, GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE. YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING OUT FOR A CIGARETTE LIKE, TWO HOURS AGO. THIS GUY HAS BEEN TALKING TO ME ABOUT SOMETHING CALLED ‘SKYRIM’ EVER SINCE YOU LEFT.
OUR FRIENDSHIP IS HANGING IN THE BALANCE HERE. FIND YOUR OTHER SHOE AND LET’S GO.
Pickles is too sophisticated for that Skyrim nonsense.
MAN, THIS IS GOING TO BE SICK. DITCH THESE BRAKES, MAKE IT A FIXIE, SNAG SOME NITTO DROP BARS, ALL SHIMANO COMPONENTS, BROOKS SADDLE, CHRIS KING HEADSET, CLIPLESS PEDALS, MAYBE SOME AEROSPOKES IN A SWEET COLORWAY … I JUST NEED A COUPLE THOUSAND DOLLARS AND I’LL BE SET.
FOR A FUTURE IN COMPETITIVE VELODROME RACING?
NO, TO LIKE … WALK IT TO PARTIES AND STUFF.
Well played, Animals Talking In All Caps. Well played.
