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Zoom A couple of weeks ago, I got strep throat. The doctor I went to gave me the wrong medication, so it immediately came back this last weekend. If I never have another 103 fever, it will be too soon.
One of my dear friends across the country surprised me with these flowers, which made the whole thing a little easier to deal with. He’s such a dick. 
This was yesterday, but I’m late for gpoyw. D’oh.

A couple of weeks ago, I got strep throat. The doctor I went to gave me the wrong medication, so it immediately came back this last weekend. If I never have another 103 fever, it will be too soon.

One of my dear friends across the country surprised me with these flowers, which made the whole thing a little easier to deal with. He’s such a dick. 

This was yesterday, but I’m late for gpoyw. D’oh.

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Zoom This is adorable. Fur…. sure.

This is adorable. Fur…. sure.

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thedailywhat:

Musical Video Experiment of the Day: A Steinway is all it takes for CDZA to reimagine Kanye and Jay-Z’s “Ni**as in Paris” as “Pianists in Paris.”

[cdza]

One of my favorite songs, lookin’ classy as hell.

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A year ago today, one of my best friends from high school got married. It was an amazing day full of friendship, dancing, sweat, laughter, and tears. Full of the realization that we are grown up, that sometimes people you love change and drift out of your life, but it’s still okay to love and celebrate them.

Not pictured: 

— The (what seems like) one billion times I was picked up/thrown around by friends during crazy dance moves. 
— The amazing Myspace style photos (one pictured above) Joe and I took with his expensive camera, at my request. — Skinny dipping in the hotel pool at 3am.
— Matt’s mom coming out to check on us. Ryan immediately crawling out of the pool and chasing her for a hug, while naked.
— Rahman trying to let me to go up the stairs in front of him, like a gentleman. Me wearing only a thong and t-shirt, realizing his plan and saying no. “Yo, I ain’t even tryyyin’ to see yo booty.” As soon as we get up the stairs, “… I was tryin’ to see yo booty.”
— Four of my favorite Simkins brothers in one room. 


It’s crazy that this was a year ago. So much has changed, but so much is still the same. Will probably always be the same. 
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purpleishboots:

positivelypersistentteach:

thedailywhat:

Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!

So imperfect it’s perfect.

[thanks, rob!]

Oh my gosh.  I don’t think I could love this more!

That is elaborate and amazing.

I think I just barfed tears. Is that possible?

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Zoom thedailywhat:

Social Experiment of the Day: Writer Alyssa Kramer recently created a desperately unattractive — and fake — OkCupid profile for her “white trash” alter ego “Marla.” (Embiggen.)
“The goal was to be as incredibly weird, rude, and unattractive as possible to see if guys would still talk to me,” she said.
Much to Kramer’s horrified amusement, Marla the Lowlife garnered plenty of interest — the attention she received is equal parts disgusting, creepy, and… predictable.
[slacktory]

Oh, Okcupid. Never change. 

thedailywhat:

Social Experiment of the Day: Writer Alyssa Kramer recently created a desperately unattractive — and fake — OkCupid profile for her “white trash” alter ego “Marla.” (Embiggen.)

“The goal was to be as incredibly weird, rude, and unattractive as possible to see if guys would still talk to me,” she said.

Much to Kramer’s horrified amusement, Marla the Lowlife garnered plenty of interest — the attention she received is equal parts disgusting, creepy, and… predictable.

[slacktory]

Oh, Okcupid. Never change. 

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Zoom thedailywhat:

Street Art of the Day: Banksy has updated his website with his latest stuff, including the child laborer, The Bush, I Hate This Font, Paper Crane, and more.
[highsnobriety]

Awesome. 

thedailywhat:

Street Art of the Day: Banksy has updated his website with his latest stuff, including the child laborer, The Bush, I Hate This Font, Paper Crane, and more.

[highsnobriety]

Awesome. 

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Zoom thelandofzo:

RE-F’KIN-MARKABLE!!!

For Dallas, of course. 

thelandofzo:

RE-F’KIN-MARKABLE!!!

For Dallas, of course. 

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Zoom kochalka:

Pocket Club!This is a collaborative comic by myself and Pendleton Ward.  Pen is best known for the TV show Adventure Time.  We both have new series coming this year from Cartoon Hangover… Pen’s doing Bravest Warriors and I’m doing SuperF*ckers.

Favorites.

kochalka:

Pocket Club!

This is a collaborative comic by myself and Pendleton Ward.  Pen is best known for the TV show Adventure Time.  We both have new series coming this year from Cartoon Hangover… Pen’s doing Bravest Warriors and I’m doing SuperF*ckers.

Favorites.

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Zoom bohemea:

Pee-wee’s Big Adventure

bohemea:

Pee-wee’s Big Adventure

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